Maybe Alan Thicke is the "atheist nightmare!"

www.bestweekever.tv is the shit. Check out their hi-LAR-ious commentary.

"A few months back, you might remember having seen the hilarious video in which Kirk Cameron and his ministry partner heterosexually use a banana to prove that the world was created by God, not by evolution. In fact, they call the banana the “athiest’s nightmare”. Well, according to this new video, the athiests have a new nightmare to haunt their dreams of a Godless world: peanut butter. So basically, if you eat a peanut butter and banana sandwich, Jesus will actually appear beside you and spank Darwin’s ghost while turning water into a cold, refreshing glass of milk."
Heterosexually use a banana. Hohoho stop! My sides!