How cruel is this? Professional anorexic Nicole Ritchie and professional bimbo Paris Hilton are starting Simple Life 4 or 5, whatever, there are too many. Anyway, apparently they will be counselling girls at a fat camp? Is this what passes for entertainment now? Two overprivileged coke-hoovering stuff-flashing heirheads mocking the dirty unwashed among us? Who's the Shakespeare that came up with this idea? All the suffering in the world and Hollywood gives us this? Oh, the humanity. The apocalypse is coming.