Sananda Maitreya - 11 Sign Your Name - Concert London 1995

Um ... is this still Terence Trent D'Arby? I am so out of the loop. Quoi de neuf, la?

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"I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen."

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People just ain't no good

Kijiji: Notre belle Rose! Amour recherché! Kijiji: Notre belle Rose! Amour recherché!I spent the weekend hating people. I know that sounds harsh. There are people I actually love and I do love my students too. But people, and let me quote Jerry Seinfeld, "they're the worst." Anyone who knows me knows of my ferocious love of animals and my animal rights activism. I believe in giving a voice to the voiceless, and living as spiritual and non-cruel a life as possible. We do what we can. I am not a preacher. And I am no prude as my friends can attest. I may hate people but I love our animal friends. So, I foster dogs. Mostly abused and abandoned dogs. I do it for selfish reasons. I love dogs and it gives me pleasure. I am also really fortunate in that Chewy my dog (also a rescue) and Milo my cat (a spoiled creature) are very very good with the urchins we take in.

Case in Point: Rose above. Now, I don't know who the SICK FUCK is that had her before me, but all I can ask myself is how do you sleep at night? (And yeah, that's right, I said sick fuck.) It is a little hard to see from the pictures but Rose has been very very badly maltreated. I thought Chewy was the saddest dog I had met until this darling entered my home on Friday night. Wow, talk about skittish and afraid of everything. Chewy and I and Milo are pretty used to playing rough with each other but this girl was terrified by the slightest noise. Needless to say, I've spent the last couple of days tiptoeing around the house so as not to startle her. She really is a sweetheart and is very love-starved. She is now just beginning to trust that I won't beat the sh*t out of her and only want to hug her. She seems amazed that Chewy crawls into bed with me without consequences and repercussions.

Anyway, if there is someone out there who thinks they might want a new best friend like Rose, click here www.sophiesdogadoption.com and go to her adoptable pets link or email me. You won't be sorry. She'll make you so happy. And btw. I've been calling her Angel. 'Cause she is one.  You'd have to be to still like us humans after the HELL that has been her life for the last 3 years. Thank you.

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Am I still sane?

Roseanne Barr The View.JPGAm I okay? Someone take my temperature 'cause I think Roseanne looks pretty good here.

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And the Award for completely missing the point ...

... goes to Mr. Charity Snoop Dogg. Get a load of this rich f*ck and how he gives back to the world. I reaad in the New York Post that Generosity-pants refused to perform at a CHARITY CONCERT until he got an XBox and lots of weed in his dressing room. Hey, jerk, it's for CHARITY. Do you know what CHARITY means? Or are you so high and illiterate and cheap you think CHARITY is a porn actress? Why did you even agree to do it in the first place? Snoop and his 10-person entourage were flown first class, btw, to this CHARITY event. To read more about this shameful event, click here.

At this same CHARITY event, those intellectual feminist giants, The Pussycat Dolls, also performed for free for $300,000. They were so grateful for the chance to do some good in the world, besides singing such anthems as "Dontcha (wish ya girlfriend was hot like me?)" that they thanked Unicef for organisisng the benefit. Except instead of saying Unicef, they said UNICEL. For real. Hahahaaha. What a bunch of geniuses idiots! Overpaid idiots!

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Sexy Muthaf*&#a

Fabrice Coffrini / AFP - Getty ImagesHILTONIf this story is true, thenI just love Prince even more.

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Can you tell one animal from the next?

LambApparently, some people in Japan cannot: "Thousands of people have been 'fleeced' into buying neatly coiffured lambs they thought were poodles.

Entire flocks of lambs were shipped over from the UK and Australia to Japan by an internet company and marketed as the latest 'must have' accessory.

But the scam was only spotted after a leading Japanese actress said her 'poodle' didn't bark and refused to eat dog food."  Refused to eat dog food! Oh stop, my sides! Is this a joke? Reminds me of when people brought back 'chihuahuas" from down south only to discover *cough urban legend* they were actually rats! BTW, the two loves of my lives were giant poodles, a black one named Mischa and a white one named Dali. I used to be a poodle hater, I admit it. But these 2 dogs changed my mind really fast. I love poodles, not only 'cause they are supernaturally intelligent but because they have an amazing sense of humour.

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Honey, start packing!

Good news! Keep driving your SUVs and not recycling your paper and plastic. 'Cause once we're finally finished wrecking shit here, we can all just move on up!

"Potentially habitable planet found

WASHINGTON - For the first time astronomers have discovered a planet outside our solar system that is potentially habitable, with Earth-like temperatures, a find researchers described Tuesday as a big step in the search for "life in the universe.""

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This artistic illustration released by the European Southern Observatory on Tuesday, April 24, 2007, shows planets orbiting the red dwarf star, Gliese 581. Astronomers believe that the newly discovered planet Gliese 581 c, left, is potentially habitable.  (AP Photo/European Southern Observatory) AP Photo: This artistic illustration released by the European Southern Observatory on Tuesday, April 24, 2007, shows...

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Running for Prom Queen ... King ... Er ...

Fresno High School senior Cinthia Covarrubias, the school's first transgender prom king candidate, tries on her tux at AJ's Tuxedo shop Friday, April 20, 2007, in Fresno, Calif. School officials added her name to the ballot for prom king this week although she is biologically female in what gay rights advocates call a landmark victory for on-campus gender expression. (AP Photo/Gary Kazanjian)FRESNO, Calif. - When school officials announce the name of the Fresno High School prom king on Saturday, Cinthia Covarrubias will be wearing a tuxedo just like the six boys vying for the honor. Administrators agreed to reverse a district protocol this week that limited males to compete for the title after Covarrubias was nominated by her classmates. Source

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That's just how she rolls

PhotoWell, you can't just call this broad a pretty face. "Miss America 1944 has a talent that likely has never appeared on a beauty pageant stage: She fired a handgun to shoot out a vehicle’s tires and stop an intruder.

Venus Ramey, 82, confronted a man on her farm in south-central Kentucky last week after she saw her dog run into a storage building where thieves had previously made off with old farm equipment. Ramey said the man told her he would leave. “I said, ‘Oh, no you won’t,’ and I shot their tires so they couldn’t leave,” Ramey said.

She had to balance on her walker as she pulled out a snub-nosed .38-caliber handgun.

“I didn’t even think twice. I just went and did it,” she said. “If they’d even dared come close to me, they’d be 6 feet under by now.”

Ramey then flagged down a passing motorist, who called 911.

Curtis Parrish of Ohio was charged with misdemeanor trespassing, Deputy Dan Gilliam said. The man’s hometown wasn’t immediately available. Three other people were questioned but were not arrested.

After winning the pageant with her singing, dancing and comedic talents, Ramey sold war bonds and her picture was adorned on a B-17 that made missions over Germany in World War II, according to the Miss America Web site.

Ramey lived in Cincinnati for several years and was instrumental in helping rejuvenate Over-the-Rhine historic buildings. She returned to Kentucky in 1990 to live on her farm. “I’m trying to live a quiet, peaceful life and stay out of trouble, and all it is, is one thing after another,” she said."  Source.

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It just felt right.Estrada.jpg

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Whoa, easy there Mary ...

MARILYN MANSONShock rocker MARILYN MANSON fears his music will be held responsible for the Virginia Tech massacre on Monday (16Apr07), just like it was after the Columbine shootings in April 1999. The ANTICHRIST SUPERSTAR hitmaker worries his music is going to come into question again as people look for someone to blame for the drama that unfolded on campus at the university on Monday, leaving 33 people dead. In a BBC radio interview last night (18Apr07), Manson said, "I was watching it in the same way that I can remember watching the TV when Columbine happened, and just seeing it take place as any other person would. "Then suddenly Columbine happened and my name got brought into it and I wouldn't be surprised if my name got brought into this." Back in 1999, family groups claimed Manson's dark and brooding music encouraged student fans to launch a killing spree at Columbine High School in Colorado. Read the rest here.

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Kinda gross

... but in a funny way.

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Such a lady

I love her lyrical way with the English language.Queens of the Stone AgeHer children and Ozzy must be so proud.

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I'm too sexy for town hall meetings

Oh man, this guy is running for mayor of London. Riding the tube suddenly takes on a frightening meaning.

For a really good laugh

I pity the fool who does't click here. The "Mike Tyson" is too much. So is the "Mr. T."

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Oh bitch, please!

PAULA ABDULTHESE PEOPLE REALLY KILL ME! "Paula Abdul is a sweetie on “American Idol” — but some folks claim she’s not so sweet when she’s an airline passenger.

Abdul was a diva during a recent flight, demanding — but not getting — special treatment, sources tell Star.

“She pulled a major diva trip,” one “eyewitness” told the tab. “The other passengers were not amused.”  Read the rest of this hilarious article here.

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Excellent Burn

Nope, I think they covered it all!Oh, hahaha....

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Appearance, meet reality

Wow, where can I get some of this airbrushing for everyday life? Source.

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Just stay out of my neighbourhood bar

What a great idea!

Fox Reality channel is Internet-bound, greenlighting a saucy tell-all skein as its first original series for the web.

Channel will produce 30 webisodes of "Nightclub Confessions," which will feature clubgoers spilling their beans in front of cameras at bars across Southern California.

Clips will begin running on foxreality.com starting May 30. Fox Reality Channel will also package the best confessions into a one-hour special, which will run on the channel Saturday, June 30.

"Like every other cable network, we're very interested in the new-media aspect to our programming," said Bob Boden, VP of programming and acquisitions at Fox Reality. "This seemed like the perfect project to launch this initiative. The subject matter and style of this reality show is perfectly suited for new media as well as TV."

Fox Reality will begin installing confessional booths in several clubs this weekend, including Hollywood's Cabana Bar; the Glam at JC Fandango in Anaheim; and Laguna Beach's Mosun.

Participants -- who are aware that their confessionals may end up on Fox Reality's Web site or cable channel -- are given free rein to enter the booth and say what they want. Boden said the Web version, which runs between eight and 10 minutes per piece, will be racier than what's seen on the channel, but will still be cleaned up for mass viewership.

"The material that goes on the Web will be slightly more raw, but we will censor appropriately," he said.

Boden said the channel has several more web skeins in the planning stages, but nothing else has been produced.

Go Go Luckey Prods. ("Laguna Beach," "Rollergirls") is behind "Nightclub Confessions." Gary Auerbach, Julie Auerbach and Jenny Daly serve as exec producers.

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I am so upset about this whole Virginia thing that I can barely even talk about it. But I will. I am a teacher at a college here in Montreal. The idea of one of my students or any of the students here picking up an AK-47 and firing into a classroom is anathema to me. I cannot imagine it happening. and yet, I start to. It is terrifying.
I will be writing about this. I am almost ashamed to post anything funny or sarcastic today lest I be labelled disrespectful or cold inside. I am not. But I also rely a lot on black humour and today is a good day for that.

The Landlord

Too funny.


Jennifer Lopez Performs LIVE on American Idol Result Show

Oh migawd. She is so cheezy. And she cannot sing. Yea, the perfect mentor for this show.

They're killing us!

This one is the best!

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Ho ho, my sides!

I don't know what's funnier, the engrish or the pithy little statements that follow.

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Could Saddam still be with us?

From the Daily News today:

Saddam Hussein is "alive and well" - or so says an agent selling what he purports is "forensic evidence" that the Iraqi dictator's execution was faked. Phoenix-based David Hans Schmidt tells us he's been hired by an unnamed "foreign head of state," whose intelligence service believes Saddam "is living in a foreign country under an assumed name."

Who the hell knows? I could see it happening. What is truth anyway? Can we reliably rely on our governments and the media to tell us this truth. Oh, and as an aside, I didn't even know that Nimrod was an actual name. That's it, you know someone's gonna name their kid "dorkface."

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You gotta check this out

Justin is a university student in America that has sworn to wear a camera until the day he dies. Thik about it, on dates, in the bathroom. Anyhoo, if you like 'reality' tv, then this is the motherload.

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A letter I got today!

Animal fighting bill passes Congress!

Victory! Animal Fighting Bill Heads to President

This kind of news always makes me so happy. Go home and hug your pet!

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Hoochie Mama of the Day

Jeez Halle, we can all see your 'talent' from here. Keep up the female empowerment, girl!

Just wondering

Whatever happened to Jakob "One hit wonder" "One Headlight" Dylan?

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Separated at birth?

pedrosanjaya.jpgFrom www.bestweekever.tv

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Another haunted pic

My fabulous student Laura D. sent me this pic from our haunted slumber party. It is of the famous stairwell again and if you look at the top of the pic, you see a mysterious light. Woo. Bwa ha ha.

He even gets a transfer!

All my cat Milo does is bite my nose in the morning and eat Chewy's food.

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Oh ho, Bitch, Por Favor!

Jennifer Lopez aka Jello is -- wait for it -- mentoring the Idols tonight on American Idol. Jennifer Lopez? Jenny from the block? Oh bitch please! In what el mundo do you  possibly think you can sing without electric tuners and Ashanti back up singers? Yeah. Sure. And oh, Jenny, look at the pictures above. I can see your talent from here.

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Where do I get one?

George W. BushFrom www.marsupialmusic.net... this is frickin' hi-LARRY-us.

"Hey hey kids! It’s time for another useless gadget to add to your web page. This one will spit out a randomly selected quote from our favourite president, George W.!

"Look, this is a man. He's got great numbers. He talks about numbers. I'm beginning to think not only did he invent the Internet, but he invented the calculator."

To use, all your need to do is copy this code into your blog! Stick your favourite photo of the man himself above for extra effect."

Post Easter Blues

I don't know what it is today, but I am not feeling it. Maybe I got possessed by a hyper critical mean ghost over the weekend at the slumber party. Or maybe we're all just a little bit tired. Or maybe it's all those lambs that got slaughtered for Easter. But I got those post Easter/Passover Resurrection blues. I s'ppose it could be a lot worse. I could be this guy today:
I got you babe. NOT!

My students were not their usual bouncy, upbeat happy selves and maybe it rubbed off on me. I dunno. Maybe I am still really disappointed with the Season Finale of Prison Break. What the hell was that, anyway?

Hey, look! I am not the only one who doesn't hate him. Maybe I started a trend?
Thanks to www.perezhilton.com for the picture.


So Missed

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Oh Bitch Please

Stop whining. The Daily News reports today that: "Kevin Costner's company Kevin's Music LLC (KML) is suing media company Mahee Worldwide Ventures Inc. and its president, Richard V. Mahee, for close to $4 million in damages, contending the firm did not fulfill a promise to promote "Mr. Costner's music activities." Costner fronts an unnamed six-member pop/ rock band and had entrusted Mahee to market the group, reads the suit, filed Tuesday, in the same way it claimed to have "successfully promoted other celebrities - such as Lindsay Lohan." KML accuses the defendants of wanting to "use Mr. Costner's good name in connection with [their] pitch of their business to others."
   Can you imagine what kind of genius pathetic old-fart rock this guy's band must play? Ew, I'm getting fever shivers just thinking about it. Is this his mid life crisis, trying to be a rock god? I've always thought he was creepy and was never a fan of his middle-of-the-road acting. I know that he appeals to that middle-aged single/lonely lady demographic, but I think he's kinda gross, especially since he's been outed as a big PERV. A few years ago, I was on a second or third date with some ex-boyfriend and we decided to rent a movie. I saw him eyeing "Waterworld" and I said "I really don't care what we rent as long as there's no Kevin Costner." He turned to look at me and said oh so casually with a graceful shrug of his shoulders. "Oh, he's hideous." He said it so naturally that I cracked up laughing and the whole store turned to look at me because I have a loud cackle. But I didn't care 'cause it was so funny. Anyway, Kevin Costner is part of the same problem: the dumbing down of us.

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Haunted Slumber Party

Well we made it out alive. I did not see any ghosts. Did any of my students? I hope so and am waiting to hear some of their great stories. I don't know what happened to me this semester ... I conked out at the relatively early hour of 2 am ish. Last semester I lasted til 4 am.

Above centre and right is the morning after. Ha ha, look at poor Bithusan sitting down int he middle. A little too much concentrated silver bullets, eh? And Brenton on the end seriously had a sore throat. Poor guy.

I conked out as I said, so I even missed the cemetary walk. Bummer. Last semester, we went to the cemetaries at about 1 am-ish. I really wasn't expecting much, but the weird thing was all these candles were lit. It was unexpected and way creepy. As well, there was a newly dug grave that had an upside down cross stuck in the dirt. As my dog would say, "What a hell?" That freaked a substantial amount of us out. And a few people claimed they saw some weird stuff. Ash, I am STILL waiting for pic/video you shot. It really was an experience.

On the far left is Adrian, that handsome Romanian devil who was kind enough to give me a ride to the party and home. Thanks, Adrian. The second picture is taken at the infamous haunted stairwell of the fifth floor. This is supposedly where the nun jumped to her death.

Ash and Rasa, they are both EVIL. As is Jon L. More stories to come as people update me on their experiences. Oh, and we must talk about the Ouija board. Wooooooo ....

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