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5/31/07
5/30/07
Can you believe these half wits?
5/26/07
This is so Shakespearean ... not.
Think about it: a 'real' game about virtual people is now being turned into a feature film with real real people, not fake real people. Ow, a mite confusing, inn't? Welcome to the new world.
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5/25/07
5/23/07
Art
Ilove what he says about if you've spent a whole night making love with someone, then you've made art. That's beautiful, man.
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5/22/07
Soooo funny
I must be cruel 'cause this is one of the funniest things I've ever seen."Janice, I'm stuck! Oh, it hurts." HAHAHAHAHAHA.
One of the signs of the Apocalypse
Source:Splash NewsThis is Paris Hilton, people, holding a BIBLE? Wasn't that in Revelation? It is one of the signs...man, if I was Jesus, I'd be really pissed that she was using me just like all her other boyfriends, for some publicity.
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Whatever happened to Will Smith
Hollywood, that's what. Sorry for all the Fresh Prince stuff, it just cracks me up so.
Girl fight at Vanier
Yikes. This is where I work. Their mommas must be very proud of their lady-like conflict resolution skills. Listen to the guy laughing. Ladies, what a catch.
I'm rich, I tell you! Rich!
All my problems are solved! No more student loans, no more mean students! Look what I received in the mail:
"eply
Mr. Huang Chi-Lin
Bank Sino Pac
Executive Vice President
And General Manager,
Northern Region Branches
General Manager Office
Taiwan (R.O.C.)
EMAIL: chi.lin007hg@yahoo.com.tw
I am Mr. Huang Chi-Lin. I work with Sino Pac Bank, formerly known as International Bank of Taipei as Executive Vice President and General Manager Northern Region Branches. I have a business deal to share with you.
A Middle East Business man named Mr. Thabit Alwan made a deposit of Seventeen million three Hundred Thousand United State dollars with my bank for the past four years and he did not come forward to claim or withdraw his deposit that was strange to me. As the General Manager, I ordered notification to be sent to his address but got no reply until we got information that Mr. Thabit Alwan was among those that were killed by missile at Baghdad Al-Tarmia Al Mishada village in April 2003.The fund is in my bank and the interest is being rolled over with the principal sum at the end of each year, I have been expecting his close relative to come for his money as the heir but nobody has come and I don't want this fund to be send to Taiwan reserve treasury.
Though I know that a transaction of this magnitude will make any one apprehensive and worried, but I am assuring you that everything will be well at the end of this transaction. I have decided to contact you due to the urgency of this transaction. I got your email address while searching for trustworthy individual that will assist me in this regard
Hence I want to front you as the beneficiary of the fund of late Mr.Thabit Alwan and we shall share (in the ratio of 60/40). I have contacted a Taiwan base lawyer that will prepare the legal papers that will back you up as the beneficiary to Mr.Thabit Alwan.
If you are interested get back to me with your Full Names, phone/fax and your contact address so that the Taiwan base lawyer can commence his job. I will use my position to influence the move of the funds after you have been made the beneficiary owner of the fund. The lawyer will file for claims on your behalf, and secure the necessary approval and letter of probate in your favor, for the move of the funds to an account that will be provided by you.
There is no risk involved at all in this matter, as we are going to adopt a legalized method and the lawyer will prepare all the necessary documents. Please Endeavour to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this issue. Note that upon the successful completion of this transaction I shall come to your country and I will like us to invest together.
I prefer you to reach me with the below email address.
EMAIL: chi.lin007hg@yahoo.com.tw
Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated
Best Regard
Huang Chi-Lin "
Yup, it's all gonna work out. I'm so glad i read "The Secret."
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This is fun!
| Your Birthdate: June 26 |
 You lucked out the the skills to succeed in almost any arena. Put you in almost any business or classroom, and you'll rise to the top. You're driven and intense, but you also know when to kick back and cooperate. Your ability to adapt to almost any situation is part of what's going to make you a success. Your strength: Your attention to detail Your weakness: You can be a little too proud of your successes Your power color: Turquoise Your power symbol: Arrow pointing up Your power month: August |
This has Success written all over it!
Does anyone remember Amy Fisher and Joey Buttafuoco? She was called the Long Island Lolita, and he was called -- well, just ugly and repulsive I guess. Way back in 1992, when Amy was 16 years old, Joey and she had an affair. Joey was married at the time, well into his 30s and had some kids. Classy guy. And ladies, whatta catch! Well, things took a turn for the worse when Amy shot Joey's then wife, Mary Jo, in the head. Yes, that's right, busted a cap in her. Amy claimed it was at Joey's suggestion. Joey denied everything and claimed that 16-year old Amy seduced HIM. Bitch, please. Well anyway, long and sordid story short, zoom ahead 15 years. Amy served 7 years in prison, Joey has been divorced twice and has himself been in prison for various offences. Well, move over Romeo and Juliet because the star-crossed lovers have actually reunited and are out wining and dining, dancing and romancing. Makes you thow up a little, doesn't it? Some cynics claim they are merely doing it to get a reality show deal going, and other more romantical types truly believe that love conquers all. Sigh. What a frickin' train wreck. The empire crumbles a little more today.technorati tags:Amy, Fisher, Joey, Buttafuoco
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Out of touch
i missed a few posting days but that is because i moved. Thanks to all who wrote me and yes dudes, I am back posting regularly now (I hope.)
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The Simpleton's Life
Paris plans on penning a prison diary? Who knew she could write? I can picture it now: "Deer Diarhea, The warden is such a bitch! I can see her roots from hear. Everyone is so fat and the foud is gros. Watever! I miss my freends and all my pets. i am so depresed and i need theripy."
technorati tags:Paris, Hilton, Prison, Diary
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5/17/07
I am so glad I live in Canada
5/10/07
Chippendale's Auditions
This is one of the funniest things out there. Check out the monster mullet on Patrick Swayze. And how self-deprecating was Chris Farley. I am a closet Patrick Swayze fan. Yeah, that's right. I said it. (Note the canadian connection -- Loverboy!) Ever seen Point Break? Patrick and Keanu. It's enough to blow your mind.
Chippendale's Audition
This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. How self-deprecating was Chris Farley? And check out the super mullet on Patrick Swayze. I am btw a closet Patrick Swayze fan. Point
Break? Get outa here!
5/9/07
This kind of stuff makes my day
My good-hearted student Ahmed just adopted a baby squirrel that he named "Scratchy." That is so cool. Makes me think of that Seinfeld episode when George accidentally hit a squirrel with his car but wanted his new girlfriend to think he was a good guy so he took the squirrel to the vet. And somehow he gets stuck with a convalescing squirrel. So funny. Anyway. Good for you, Ahmed. Is that why you weren't in class yesterday?!
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5/8/07
Oh. Bitch. Please
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5/7/07
Oh. Bitch. Please.
Do you think she even knows what 'deluded' means? She probably thinks it is some sort of new club drug, like "Duuuuuude, let's get some de-LUDED!." Anyways, she thinks she is going to jail 'cause she is so hot! Ha! What world is she living in? But no, I guess I can see it. Charles Manson I believe was falsely arrested of engineering all those murders because of his overpowering masculinity and sex appeal. Yeah, makes sense. The cops were jealous. And don't even get me started on Ted Bundy.Blogged with Flock
5/6/07
So THIS is where my paycheque goes
Man, those days when I am eating peanut butter sandwiches 'cause my rent and my student loan and my hydro and EVERYTHING ELSE got paid will no longer trouble me because I know my government has my best interest at heart. It is all worth the sacrifice and suffering of us average middle classers just trying to start our lives. Oh, bitch, s'il vous plait!Blogged with Flock
This is horrible news!
Oh my God, oh my God ... I have been beside myself Blogged with Flock
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