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We forget sometimes. But you know what else? "Truth is beautiful, without doubt; but so are lies." Ralph Waldo Emerson. Here, we will play with all of the above. Oh yeah.
6/27/07
6/26/07
Nelson Mandela would be proud
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Age of Love
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Expressions I hate today
"When all is said and done." Then stop talking and moving.
"At the end of the day." It's time for a drink.
"Jusqu'au bout." S'il vous plait. Ta gueule.
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Yay!!!!!!!!
It's my b-day today. 25th (again!) Note to self, don't plan get togethers on long weekends when everyone is gonna be OUTTA TOWN.
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6/23/07
6/20/07
6/19/07
Happy fuckin Channukah
from WWW.BESTWEEKEVER.Tv
In a recent interview with Canada’s underground punk zine Jam! Showbiz, virtuostic indie rock rebel Avril Lavigne opens up about some of the next steps she’s planning to take in her enigmatic career, plans that include a possible Christmas album (how eeeeevil!) and her desire to get more seriously into movie acting. Like the Bowie of SkaterBoi-loving angst princesses, Lavigne continues to define her supreme originality with these kinds of unpredictable career choices. And now, through our shadowy network of Artistic Genius Management operatives, BWE.tv has obtained EXCLUSIVE notes from a recent brainstorming session held by Avril and her team of brilliance-enablers. These include possible tracks she might record for the aforementioned Christmas album, as well as some pitch ideas for movies worthy of an actress of her caliber.
“Merry F*cking Christmas, with Avril Lavigne”“All I Want For Christmas Is My Legitimacy”
“Rudarkness, the Emo Reindeer”
“I’ll Be Home For Christmas, In My Room (So Leave Me The F*ck Alone DAD!)”
“Violent Night”
“I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa-Claus, Like The Lame Suburban Whore She Is”
“A-wasted In A Manger, I Puked On The Baby Jesus”
“Deck The Malls (With Boys At Hot Topic)”
“The Little Drummer Boy Is Hot, So I Gave Him A BJ”
After the jump, Movie Ideas That Would Be Perfect For Avril!
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6/18/07
who has time for that shit?
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Move it, hoppy!
6/17/07
6/16/07
6/15/07
Old Fart heaven
What does your number spell?
technorati tags:phones, spell, vixen, vj, shaugnessy, faustus
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Bitch Please
Check out the modest words from our Mr. J.T. "Still there is one person who Justin is in love with - himself! He is not exactly bashful when it comes to assessing his appearance. Asked what he dislikes about his body, he bragged: "Physically nothing. I'm well proportioned and nothing offends me when I look in the mirror."
He added: "I defy a girl not to fall for me if I'm on a surfboard or snowboarding. It's my secret weapon if a girl resists me." And he also reckons he's irresistible to men saying that "plenty" of male stars hit on him, too.
Maybe that's why his four-year romance with Cameron Diaz went down the pan - she got fed up of him having to constantly swat away his many admirers." Source.
technorati tags:Justin, Timberlake, Bitch, Please
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6/14/07
Wedding Thriller Dance
Wow. Starts off slow but they really get into it soon enough. I think I may show this to my Ravens and Shadows class next semester.
Happy Happy
My birthday is coming up soon. June 26 if anyone is innerested. Anyhoots, just in case Santa is reading my blog, I really need a box spring (Queen) and a stove! I recently became a real adult by buying a cute 100 year old (that's sarcasm) condo on a first floor. It did not come with a stove and thanks to the so called "Welcome Tax" of the Quebec government, I'll be surviving on peanut butter sandwiches. Between that and my student loan, well -- *sigh*
But no, it's all good. I aint mad atcha at, gov. I just need some mattresses and a bed. Thanks Santa! Oh, and an ankle brace. Ouch.
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Alright, I'll tell you
You're a little young to remember all this. 10% bonus.
5 point bonus for telling me where you saw this. Thanks!
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If you know "A Flock of Seagulls"...
Not only groovy, but sweet!
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Mother of the Year?
I'm such a klutz
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6/13/07
Are you nuts?
technorati tags:Personality, Test
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6/11/07
Boo Fergie!
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But is he heading our way?
Apparently, the Prince is raising quite the hell out west in Cowtown. He's kinda hot. Someone should tell him about all the festivals we have here in Montreal!
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Back by popular demand ...
"Tyrese is not shy about his powers of seduction. “I’m definitely more talented than most of the guys I know,” the actor and R&B star told Elle. “A lot of guys who just want to have sex will sit with the same woman and try all night. I’m able to look at a woman, have a five-minute conversation with her, and tell if it’s a waste of time or not. I figure things out a lot faster.”
I'm glad that's all your looking for Tyrese."
Source: MSNBC
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Paris Fans
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6/10/07
Grand Prix and Hot Dogs
Montreal was on fire this weekend and I am not talking about the temperature. It was the Grand Prix weekend, that yearly cockfest of big cars, big men, big bimbos and big restaurant and nightclub bills. Oh, I know what you're thinking as you read my sarcastic words, "Bitter, party of one!" No, I am not complaining because my invite to the wet t-shirt contest at Buennonotte was lost in the mail. I am not even complaining even though I can hear the noise of the cars here in my backyard. What upsets me was watching all the fawning media coverage and not one single media outlet mentioned the gluttony involved. Now, I am not getting all Seven Deadly Sins on anyone's ass, but hello, GLOBAL WARMING?! Hello, war in MIDDLE EAST?! Hello, George Bush and DEAD SOLDIERS?!
I cannot be the only one who is bothered by this waste of gas. Not only gas, however, but so many other things. We really have to stop burying our heads in the sand so to speak, and realise that all this is connected. Montreal is a party city, I know, especially in the summer time when EVERYTHING is a festival. But can't we come up with anything better that this Grand Gluttony.
I fear not. Entertainment is taking a more and more wasteful turn. Last night, when I got in (nunofyerbizness) I clicked on the TV for some dozing material, and what did I come across? A hamburger eating contest. First of all, as a vegetarian, ICK. And secondly, someone please tell me who is the Shakespeare that came up with this genius plan?
I know we aren't Americans yet, but we soon will be with this level of action. It's not bad enough that so many people in the West are morbidly obese, but we have to spit on the starving of our planet by mounting these contests. What do you win, btw? A rousing case of the runs?
Way to go, West. Another weekend of wasteful conspicuous consumption.
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