In a recent interview with Canada’s underground punk zine Jam! Showbiz, virtuostic indie rock rebel Avril Lavigne opens up about some of the next steps she’s planning to take in her enigmatic career, plans that include a possible Christmas album (how eeeeevil!) and her desire to get more seriously into movie acting. Like the Bowie of SkaterBoi-loving angst princesses, Lavigne continues to define her supreme originality with these kinds of unpredictable career choices. And now, through our shadowy network of Artistic Genius Management operatives, BWE.tv has obtained EXCLUSIVE notes from a recent brainstorming session held by Avril and her team of brilliance-enablers. These include possible tracks she might record for the aforementioned Christmas album, as well as some pitch ideas for movies worthy of an actress of her caliber.
“Merry F*cking Christmas, with Avril Lavigne”“All I Want For Christmas Is My Legitimacy”
“Rudarkness, the Emo Reindeer”
“I’ll Be Home For Christmas, In My Room (So Leave Me The F*ck Alone DAD!)”
“Violent Night”
“I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa-Claus, Like The Lame Suburban Whore She Is”
“A-wasted In A Manger, I Puked On The Baby Jesus”
“Deck The Malls (With Boys At Hot Topic)”
“The Little Drummer Boy Is Hot, So I Gave Him A BJ”
After the jump, Movie Ideas That Would Be Perfect For Avril!
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