Bad pickup lines

I heard some doozies this weekend. It must have been something in the air ... anycrap, the best pickup line I ever experienced was a few years ago when a young gentleman approached me at Jello, licked his finger, touched my shoulder, licked his finger again, touched his shoulder, then murmured: "We should get out of these wet clothes."

GOOD ONE!!

P.S. No, it didn't work. But he got ma-hay-jah points. In bed. I KID! I KID!